Rece Davis: Hello, everybody! I'm Rece Davis joined here in the studio by Dick Vitale and Bobby Knight, here to recap the first day of NCAA Tournament action. Guys, what are your first impressions?
Dick Vitale: Well I think, no doubt about, this is what March basketball is all about. Kids playing their hearts out, leaving it all on the floor, and representing their schools in the best way possible! This kids are bringing their game faces in each and every contest!
Bobby Knight: Now Dick, you know how I feel about the phrase "game face" and I don't know why you'd use it like that in front of me! What the f#ck is your problem?
Rece: Whoa, Coach, we can't use that kind of language on ESPN.
Knight: Why the f#ck not?
Vitale: You can't be going around saying that stuff, baby! It's not integral to expressing yourself!
Knight:
Rece: Now, Bob, I'm going to have to ask you to refrain from that type of language for the rest of the show. Let's get back to the action: Duke won convincingly over Penn in the first round. Bob, what'd you think of the Dukies performance?
Knight: Well, I thought the Blue Devils were absolutely terrible. I can't tell you how many times they just didn't play fundamental basketba-
Vitale: WHOA BABY! Get a TO! You can't come into this studio and waltz around here like you own the place! Those are my Dukies! They were super, scintillating, sensational today! This is my house Bob, and you can't act like this is your turf.
Knight:
Rece: Now guys, let's all relax here and get back to the show.
Knight: You know what? I'm tired of this. If I can't say what I want to, I'm out of here.
Vitale: Fine, then you can pack your bags Knight!
Knight: Don't CALL ME KNIGHT!
Rece: Umm, Coach, it might be best for everyone here at the worldwide leader if you just walked away.
Knight: Fine! Screw you all! (stands up from seat, absolutely livid)
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